lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

2 days ago · 193,023 notes

kizatchi:

i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft

the-gay-of-gay:

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

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i can’t

2 days ago · 245,023 notes

divachester:

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i think it’s time to close photoshop.

2 days ago · 43,144 notes

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

2 days ago · 45,295 notes

cassammydean:

officialmyspace:

cassammydean:

son-of-an-assbutt:

officialmyspace:

people who can look good when their hair is wet cant be trusted 

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i hate you all

we love you too

2 days ago · 68,652 notes

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

2 days ago · 541,999 notes


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